Tabletop And Others

#GOD DAD I GOT YOUR STUPID FUCKING CHOCOLATE FROG CARD AGAIN. WE GET IT YOU’RE THE BOY WHO LIVED. I JUST WANT A FUCKING LONGBOTTOM.

I can seriously imagine Albus and James swapping chocolate frog cards and all their friends are like ‘OMG THE BOY WHO LIVED GUYS’ and they don’t even bat an eyelid ‘Yeah got the real one at home bit of a tosser really’ 

bit of a tosser really

500% DONE WITH THIS FANDOM

se-xually:

whatheballs:

no-the-fandoms-protested:

move your finger back and forth so it looks like the cat is following it

This is more entertaining than it should be.

WAY TOO MUCH FUN

haha funnest five minutes of my life

(Source: cineraria)

kyrianne:

rufiozuko:

toomuchpressure:

merry christmas, have some ironic strider bullshittery 

[dave] [rose]

#oH MY GOD #OH MY GOD??? #SEND HELP #THAT SANTA HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE #’AND WHAT DO /YOU/ WANT FOR CHRISTMAS’ HE ASKS AS ROSE PERCHES DAINTILY UPON HIS KNEE #’I’D JUST LIKE MOMMY TO LOVE ME AGAIN’ SAYS ROSE ‘IT HASN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE DADDY LEFT’ #’SIS YOU KNOW YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT DADDY’ DAVE CHIPS IN AS HE SPRAWLS ACROSS SANTA’S OTHER KNEE #’THE NICE POLICEMAN TOLD US THAT WHEN HE WAS HELPING US GUNPROOF THE HOUSE.’ #SANTA FEELS COLD SWEAT DRIP DOWN THE BACK OF HIS SUIT #HE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE #’DO YOU DO THIS OUT OF PHILANTHROPIC URGES?’ ASKS ROSE #’OR IS THIS ODD CHOICE OF PROFESSION PERHAPS ROOTED IN THE LACK OF A REASSURING AUTHORITY FIGURE IN YOUR OWN CHILDHOOD?’ #’WHERED YOU GET THE SUIT BRAH’ SAYS DAVE ‘LETS BE HONEST I COULD ROCK THAT SHIT MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY OF YOUR WEIRD ELF BASED PORNOS’ #SANTA TRIES TO REACH FOR THE BUTTON UNDER HIS CHAIR THAT WILL ALERT MALL SECURITY#ROSE LETS OUT A LADYLIKE SHRIEK AND DAVE LEAPS TO HIS FEET TO DEFEND HER VIRTUE #THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF SANTA’S LIFE

i ship that shit…

dante ships rose/santa/dave i have reblogged this post to immortalize it forever

(Source: yurilyfe)

turntechgivinhead:

doitsu-is-near:

itsabeautifulworldafterall:

doitsu-is-near:

itsabeautifulworldafterall:

thebestofthebestrpers:

Here’s a fun fact, fandom.

GerIta is not “canon”.

It started as one big joke, and turned to slight fanservice.

Hetalia is a comedy series about racism and stereotypes. Despite our fanon interpretations and shippings, I can honestly say that I really do not think any pairing will ever be “canon”.

Can you honestly see a big, mushy gushy lovey dovey kissing scene in the middle of a goofy parody series?

Uh, no.

Hetalia is not serious, GerIta is not canon and probably won’t ever be, neither is SpaMano, PruAus, PruHun, USUK, FrUK or any other pairing; really.

Nothing is canon except minor relationships shown in the series, like Spain and Austria and such. Oh and before you start to argue- if GerIta is canon thanks to the Axis, then it’s not actually GerIta; it’s GerItaPan. And that obviously is not shown in the series.

Germany and N.Italy do act a bit odd around each other, but again I say, it’s all fanservice on Hima’s part. They are not going to pause in the middle of an episode and start making out FURR THE SAKE OF HAWT GERITA YAOIIZZZ. MARRY ME ITALLYYYYY U KAWAII DESU PIECE OF ****!!1!

Not canon.

Deal.

-Admin Juggalette

Can I just point out that we already had a ‘big, mushy gushy lovey dovey kissing scene in the middle of a goofy parody series’ 

here’s a catch! we don’t really know if HRE is Germany! 

i never said that hre is germany, i just said that we already got a mushy kissing scene in the series

I wasn’t directly pointing to HRE-Chibitalia kiss. that was a friendly reminder

-points at buon san valentino because we sorta do know theyre the same?????!?!?!!!?!?!-