There was a preacher who had a horse for sale.
One day a man came who wanted to buy the horse, but he wanted to ride it first to make sure it was healthy.
The preacher said you can ride it, just remember this is a trained horse, it will only go if you say praise the Lord and it will only stop if you say Amen.
The man said “I’ll remember that” then he got on the horse and said praise the Lord.
The horse took off running straight towards the edge of a cliff.
The man was pulling back on the reins, yelling WHOA, and everything else he could think of to get the horse to stop.
Finally he remembered to say Amen, the horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff.
The man goes WHEW! praise the Lord.
Aladdin/The Legend of Korra Parallels
Legend of Korra was such a terrible show tho
Yea but u rong doe
THIS COMMERICAL TAKES LIKE THE BIGGEST TURN FOR THE WORST EVER AND I DON’[T LIKE IT
OH MY GOD
YOU GUYS THIS IS AN ACTUAL COMMERCIAL
WHAT
Welp, i disagree. I liked the video. I think it made my day oh my god.
I am fairly certain this is the best thing ever.
Oh my god.
this is my most favorite commercial
(Source: lightemup2chainz)
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:
As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.
One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SHOELACES YAHOO! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY AREN’T STOLEN FROM THE PRESIDENT!
THIS COMMERICAL TAKES LIKE THE BIGGEST TURN FOR THE WORST EVER AND I DON’[T LIKE IT
OH MY GOD
YOU GUYS THIS IS AN ACTUAL COMMERCIAL
WHAT
Welp, i disagree. I liked the video. I think it made my day oh my god.
I am fairly certain this is the best thing ever.
Oh my god.
this is my most favorite commercial
(Source: lightemup2chainz)
I can seriously imagine Albus and James swapping chocolate frog cards and all their friends are like ‘OMG THE BOY WHO LIVED GUYS’ and they don’t even bat an eyelid ‘Yeah got the real one at home bit of a tosser really’
bit of a tosser really
500% DONE WITH THIS FANDOM
move your finger back and forth so it looks like the cat is following it
This is more entertaining than it should be.
WAY TOO MUCH FUN
haha funnest five minutes of my life
(Source: cineraria)
That’s unsettling.
Really, REALLY unsettling.
Oh my fucking fuck… *curls into fetal position and shivers*
Too many feels.
NO
no
stop this now
#oH MY GOD #OH MY GOD??? #SEND HELP #THAT SANTA HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE #’AND WHAT DO /YOU/ WANT FOR CHRISTMAS’ HE ASKS AS ROSE PERCHES DAINTILY UPON HIS KNEE #’I’D JUST LIKE MOMMY TO LOVE ME AGAIN’ SAYS ROSE ‘IT HASN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE DADDY LEFT’ #’SIS YOU KNOW YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT DADDY’ DAVE CHIPS IN AS HE SPRAWLS ACROSS SANTA’S OTHER KNEE #’THE NICE POLICEMAN TOLD US THAT WHEN HE WAS HELPING US GUNPROOF THE HOUSE.’ #SANTA FEELS COLD SWEAT DRIP DOWN THE BACK OF HIS SUIT #HE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE #’DO YOU DO THIS OUT OF PHILANTHROPIC URGES?’ ASKS ROSE #’OR IS THIS ODD CHOICE OF PROFESSION PERHAPS ROOTED IN THE LACK OF A REASSURING AUTHORITY FIGURE IN YOUR OWN CHILDHOOD?’ #’WHERED YOU GET THE SUIT BRAH’ SAYS DAVE ‘LETS BE HONEST I COULD ROCK THAT SHIT MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY OF YOUR WEIRD ELF BASED PORNOS’ #SANTA TRIES TO REACH FOR THE BUTTON UNDER HIS CHAIR THAT WILL ALERT MALL SECURITY#ROSE LETS OUT A LADYLIKE SHRIEK AND DAVE LEAPS TO HIS FEET TO DEFEND HER VIRTUE #THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF SANTA’S LIFE
i ship that shit…
dante ships rose/santa/dave i have reblogged this post to immortalize it forever
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Here’s a fun fact, fandom.
GerIta is not “canon”.
It started as one big joke, and turned to slight fanservice.
Hetalia is a comedy series about racism and stereotypes. Despite our fanon interpretations and shippings, I can honestly say that I really do not think any pairing will ever be “canon”.
Can you honestly see a big, mushy gushy lovey dovey kissing scene in the middle of a goofy parody series?
Uh, no.
Hetalia is not serious, GerIta is not canon and probably won’t ever be, neither is SpaMano, PruAus, PruHun, USUK, FrUK or any other pairing; really.
Nothing is canon except minor relationships shown in the series, like Spain and Austria and such. Oh and before you start to argue- if GerIta is canon thanks to the Axis, then it’s not actually GerIta; it’s GerItaPan. And that obviously is not shown in the series.
Germany and N.Italy do act a bit odd around each other, but again I say, it’s all fanservice on Hima’s part. They are not going to pause in the middle of an episode and start making out FURR THE SAKE OF HAWT GERITA YAOIIZZZ. MARRY ME ITALLYYYYY U KAWAII DESU PIECE OF ****!!1!
Not canon.
Deal.
-Admin JuggaletteCan I just point out that we already had a ‘big, mushy gushy lovey dovey kissing scene in the middle of a goofy parody series’
here’s a catch! we don’t really know if HRE is Germany!
i never said that hre is germany, i just said that we already got a mushy kissing scene in the series
I wasn’t directly pointing to HRE-Chibitalia kiss. that was a friendly reminder
-points at buon san valentino because we sorta do know theyre the same?????!?!?!!!?!?!-